April 2013
4 posts
4-8yr olds describing love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
March 2013
18 posts
a gallimaufry of grammar: The subjunctive: It... →
thenthelettinggo:
Followers and readers, I know you may be few, but I still feel compelled to write for you. We are long overdue for a healthy dose of linguistic decadence, and what better way to get our fix than by examining an oft-overlooked yet vitally important verb form in English? Hold on to your hats as we…
I can´t even express how much this made my day, especially as I am...
Watchadornoble:
I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping
suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
February 2013
3 posts
French chic.... →
moltobenedict:
bibbidibobbityboo:
brigwife:
If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar
And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much
i’m so done with this website.
January 2013
1 post
December 2012
9 posts
i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation
where are you paolo
mshufflepuff:
dracomafloy:
louisdelgay:
if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
#i dont know i think emma’s was worse
#dan didn’t get the memo
duder-reese:
duder-reese:
people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch
oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII
November 2012
22 posts
Not your everyday fact blog: Viruses. Are.... →
notyoureverydayfactblog:
I don’t like viruses. Not only do they force me to have get near syringes and cause people to question my sex life every time I donate blood, but they’re like the ZOMBIES OF MICROBIOLOGY.
Why is that? They have genetic material - you know, DNA or RNA - but they’re not alive. They can’t…
cassjaytuck:
SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO
I hate all this "real women have curves" bullshit.
flailinggirl:
peachdreamsandperseus:
Real women don’t have curves.
Real women aren’t skinny.
Real women are flesh, blood and bone.
Do you identify as a woman?
Good, then you are a real woman.
Move on.
zarryestalik:
thegreen-arrow:
morrissarty:
how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him
one wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner
that was beautiful
was that ed sheeran
